Sunday, March 20, 2011

You have to hear how this dude lost his Penis! "Best story ever"

A 24 year old dude got a wake up call, when he felt his manhood being removed on his way out of the store.                                     

Would You stuff this down your pant's?
Would You? Come on, Just think how tasty!So open your eye's and read this one!
Manager at the Bristol England Supermarker said he will not press charges. I don't think I would ethier if it was up to me. Im pretty sure he has learned his lesson.

So Police say the 24 year old man had stuffed 2 lobster's down his pant's. He raced passed the girl's in the checkout. And he came to a screeching halt as he made it to the door as he was chomped by a rageing lobster trying to make lunch of his penis.
So this Lobster Cluched on to his Penis and would not let go. When he finally made it to the hospital it was finally removed by doctor's with a pair of plier's.
How long do you think that ride felt to this shop lifter?
God work's in mysterious way's. I know he learned his leason!
Doctor's say he will never be a father but they can repair his penis and sew his penis back together, they are not sure if it will work again. But he will have it back on. But surely no kid's!
So he will be in the hospital for 3-4 week's.
Store manager say's "I think the guy has gone threw anough" I will not press charges, Im sure he will never steal again.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Were is the world's highest Murder rate and why? ( Cocain )

My story take's me to Central America were people are being Murderd at a huge rate.

late summer day near the Salvadoran coast, more than 100 police working an intelligence tip scoured a near-vacant cattle ranch the size of 42 Manhattan blocks. Find two barrel's of US Dollar's, one with 14.1 million dollar's in 20's 50's 100's ready to be sent south for cocain.
A second found barrel was also found with 10 million in us dollar's ment for the same reason. It had taken 3 day's to count the first barrel of money.
American Express Business Solutions Mexican drug cartels now operate virtually uninhibited in their Central American backyard. U.S.-supported crackdowns in Mexico and Colombia have only pushed traffickers into a region where corruption is rampant, borders lack even minimal immigration control and local gangs provide a ready-made infrastructure for organized crime.
We have pushed these cartel gang's into these Central American countries, that are already in a bad spot dealing with these cartel's. Sure now the murder rates in these small countries have been raised dramaticly. All while these countries citizen's are verry much out gunned and out numbered by these cartel's.
We have pushed these cartel's into a new territory were the people are verry much unarmed. So they have no responce to this raiseing violence. Cartel's in some places are called death squades were they run threw small villages killing everyone. People in these villages are lucky to have a out house let alone a weapon to protect themselve's.
Salvadoran President Mauricio Funes, who maintains close ties with the U.S. despite being the country's first leftist leader, says he will focus the Obama visit on poverty. El Salvador has seen little change in the poverty and violence that fueled its 13-year civil war until 1992, and the rural states and outskirts of the capital that served as guerrilla battlegrounds are now the domain of deadly gangs.
Central America has always been a transit corridor for drugs coming from Colombia to the United States and a hideout for Mexican capos. A key suspect later convicted in the 1985 killing of DEA agent Enrique "Kiki" Camarena in Mexico was arrested in Costa Rica. The head of the Sinaloa Cartel, Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, was nabbed near the border between Mexico and Guatemala in 1993.

But the flood of drugs and money have intensified, first with security crackdowns in the U.S. after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and later with Mexico's assault on organized crime beginning in 2006. Authorities mark the worst crime waves with the arrival of the Zetas cartel in Central America in 2008, about the same time Mexican cartels started to pay their collaborators on the ground in drugs instead of cash — creating a boom in local drug sales and violent street crime.

The Guatemalan government recently ended a two-month siege in the mountainous northern state of Alta Verapaz near the Mexican border, a prime corridor for smuggling drugs from Honduras to Mexico, where Zetas roamed the streets with assault rifles and armored vehicles and even controlled when people could leave their homes. But few people think a siege in one state did much -- Ruiz says the Zetas control four other states and as much as half of Guatemala's territory.
I just don't believe that much can be done about these thing's. I think the most we should do, Is protect are border's.
I can't believe that we will do anything by arming drug money curupt government's. Or training there police who may later be a drug smugler and his skill's may be used to kill are agent's.
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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Man trap's his wife over seas for 3 year's, by using his position, to place her on terrorist watch list.

Border patrol agent was fired because, He placed his wife on  terrorist watch list. For no reason other than to keep her trapped in Pakistan!

He used his privledged position to trapp, His Wife in Pakistan for three year's. She had wen't to Pakistan to visit family. And never had a chance to come home, because she was on the watch list.

He used his access to security databases to include his wife on a watch list of people banned from boarding flights into Britain because their presence in the country is ‘not conducive to the public good’.
LoL, "Not a bad Idea"
You have to give the man credit, On creativity.
As a result the woman was unable for three years to return from Pakistan after travelling to the county to visit family.
I guess this is one way to get rid of your wife. I wonder if she was killed in war ridden Pakistan, if he could of been charged with murder. 
The tampering went undetected until the immigration officer was selected for promotion and his wife name was found on the suspects’ list during a vetting inquiry. So if he wasn't up for promotion, His wife may never of made it home! I guess she was saved by this little investigation for his promotion. I don't understand why she could not contact someone about the issue. I guess no one would actually know who put her name on the list and for what reason. So it would be hard to overturn, Since there is alot of thing's are done under the table. I'm sure the CIA doesn't give many reason's for there addition's to the list. So I guess she is verry lucky this turned up. 
The Home Office confirmed today that the officer has been fired for gross misconduct.
In my opinion, he law should step in! And charge this man.
‘On the extremely rare occasions where this occurs, the strongest action is taken.’
His wife visited family in Pakistan but when she tried to return to Britain she was not allowed onto the aircraft. Airline and immigration officials refused to explain to her why. So she never even knew why! So she never had a chance to figure it out for herself. "WoW" that is crazy!
I feel bad for the woman.
She was forced to remain in Pakistan for three years until her husband’s manipulation of the suspect list came to light. of the suspect list came to light.
He is understood to have applied for a promotion that would have meant a higher level of security clearance.
During the vetting process the name of his wife was discovered on the suspect list, to the surprise of security staff.
When questioned, the officer confessed to his alteration of the lists and was Fired. "I'm still not sure what happened to his wife yet"
Im sure she has been cleared to come home by now. Even though this was just a few day's ago. How can you not feel for this girl. Pakistan, is a tuff place to be stuck!, Inc.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Obama, Said to be world's best Actor. Matt Damon, tell's us the truth.

Matt Damon, "I supported Obama in 2008
Election" But Obama has doubled down on

Matt said, “I definitely, was expecting more”  “In his state of the union, Obama didn’t even mention, the word (Poverty) while million’s are,  languishing in it”
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 When questioned about what he'd do about Afghanistan, Damon said, "I don't think the mission there has been very well articulated. And I think it would help to kind of reframe the way we're thinking about being there and why we are there."
Damon also sais,
"Obama is one of the greatest Actors in the world" And I, defiantly agree. Matt, is more educated than I expected from him. Matt, was completely on target. Im not saying, I don't Like Obama. He is are president, and he does care. But he need's to step up and do the thing's that he promised us. And not worry so much about his healthcare bill. Because if he want's to make health care. His poster card of his administration, He is in trouble. He need's to quit being worried about his health care bill. And step up and do something for are people.
(We Are In trouble)